I Saw an Ant in a Parking Lot, by Joshua Prince

I gather tickets punch the clock and help loss Parker's find their spot. Been there. And on this morning, August hot in my booth upon the LAT, I sat with donut coffee pot, I think it's ready Parker salt. When in came rolling to my walk, my mom took kids in tiny top. I'll safety vaulted in a squat where minivan prepared to shop. Yeah, minivans are surely not to many peril when you've got the minivan out on a trout across a mega parking lot. But lo and behold, surest shot that they have turned toward the very spot where site I'm seeing by dot, that aunt was heading across the lot. My stomach turned into a knot was this to be his sorry lot. The spot and ant under wheel event on top, the man pressed on, or that was fought between rolling steel and pavement hot between a mom, her van, her top, his project turned her face to spot. Oh, faster and so tired of auto tire termless you block the living breathing life out of a hundred amped in danger cut. Though desperate was I ended since upon a powder dot. 

A donut thrown across the box could also be a warning shot. Now you're thinking nice one dot. You have to plan, but that the wheels are turning. So the plot give donuts wings. It's worth a shot. And so I summoned all I've got to hurl the powder jelly knot above the lanes at just the spot across that steaming parking lot. Skyward bedward Edward spot. That's sticky miss lit the spot just piece of anguish west of north of trouble south of top. The active trace that landed not breaking fast, it came to stop with screeching tires, squeals from toxic pinches from ants breakfast spot. Scored Dorothy one does astronaut and aunt alive of anthem spot. A donut chair that coffee hot. All is well. The Dorothy spot. So we had our breakfast ant and dot. Hope you enjoyed that one. I thought it was pretty funny. Everyone have a great school year. I will be back as often as I can.