Max Explains Everything, by Stacey McAnulty
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Hi, this is mister catcher here to read you another show me how many. This is max explains everything by. If I could find the first page. I know a lot about the grocery store. Mom makes me go all the time. Like when we run out of stuff, mom ran a mail, but that's okay. I'll drink water. Mom, we're at red, but that's okay. I'll eat crackers. Mom, we're at a toilet paper, but that's okay. No max. If you don't want to go try this, hide, fake an injury. Oh, my big, so hard. Hide again. Make a bigger injury. My big toe hurts. If mom snaps her fingers and points, that means it's really time to go. You're in charge of finding the perfect cart to small, not too small. Wobbly wheels too slow.
Classic originally big and sleek and fast. But your mom's in charge of picking the route. Map of the grocery store. You'll probably start in the produce section, which is a good place to learn to juggle. Just avoid an Appalachian. Next, you go fishing, and you won't even need a pole. I'll allow mister lobster, do you want to come home with me? Max. People look out for free samples. Everything tastes better when served on a toothpick. Or having calamari, that is sweet. The store is about 8000 miles. If you get tired, hitch a ride. This will speed things up. Bye bye beans, adios applesauce, catch you later, catch up, pardon me pickles. So long spaghetti sauce, but don't get too comfortable. You need to be ready for cereal. The fatal breakfast is in your hands. Just trying to use before your mom does for, oh, look max, who will eat healthy O's are on sale.
I think I'll get two. Maybe you don't get those really wanted, but you can make up for it because next is cookie. Grab all your favorites and then give them your body or sad puppy dog eyes. If that doesn't work, promise feet all your dinner, including the green stuff. And if that doesn't work, promise to be the best kid ever. And if that doesn't work, promise to never ask for anything again. Sorry, not today. When you get to the pet food, I always grab a bag of dog food. Even if you don't have a dog. I figure it's just one step closer to getting one. Max, we can't get a puppy. In the bakery, get something with frosting. Just tell your mom, it's a holiday, and then make one up. It's Llama appreciation day. We need a cake. I don't think so. It's boy's name is max day. We need donuts. Sorry, not today. It's opposite day. We need cupcakes.
No, I mean, yes. Wasn't it opposite? They last time we were here? That check out, don't forget to grab some candy, like you need to be reminded. Just make it between the butter and the bread or the cheese and the cherries of rice in the ravioli or the pasta the peas and the cat food and the carrots. Max, we're not getting a kitten. But I am getting a candy bar. This is my favorite part. And don't worry if you don't do it all right. You will probably have to do it again next week or sooner if you forgot something. Mom, we forgot the toilet paper. All right, this is max explains everything. It's a show me nominee. If you go to the moderate district, I will explain how you can vote on these. Everybody have a good day and remember to mask up.